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When
everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph
of evil is for good men to do nothing."
"A thief believes everybody steals."
"Want to make your computer go really
fast? Throw it out a window." "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is
hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"
A fool and his money are soon partying.
"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have
acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence
of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible
for evil to triumph."
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. "He who does not have the courage to
speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others."
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. "Be
happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."
I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious! "Most people would rather be certain
they're miserable, than risk being happy."
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. "The
Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to
catch it yourself."
Lots of
people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who
will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. "Some
cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"Don't
steal. The government hates competition."
"Once
divided--there's nothing left to subtract. Some words when spoken, can't
be taken back." "If a
train station is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?"
"If you
can't return a favor, pass it on."
"The
only way to have a friend is to be one."
"True
friends stab you in the front."
"Genius
is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
"It is
a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
"The
best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
"When you choose
your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character."
"Our character
is what we do when we think no one is looking."
"Try not to
become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value."
"Oh, what a
tangled web we weave,
"The best
way to escape from a problem is to solve it."
"You can't
build a reputation on what you're going to do."
"Carpe diem,
quam minimum credula postero."
"To the man
who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail."
"The
scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed
entirely of lost airline luggage."
"Nearly all
men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give
him power."
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